Sigh…

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
UKTV has announced it will be changing the name of its G2 channel to “Dave”.
Dumb. Really dumb. Reminds me of the bright sparks who came up with the idea to rename PwC to ”Monday”. That worked well.

Pizza Hut in Japan has discovered a way to fit EVEN MORE fat into a pizza; each cheese stuffed-crust roll also has a hot dog. It’s called the Double Roll. Double: as in double heart bypass.